中英对照版最让人丧气的45句话(3)

　　21

　　当你觉得自己又丑又穷、一无是处时

　　别绝望，因为至少你的判断还是对的

　　If you feel ugly, poor and useless,

　　don't be devastated.

　　At least you have good judgement.

　　22

　　喜欢一个人就去表白

　　万一成备胎了呢

　　If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.

　　There's a chance that you become the Plan B.

　　23

　　哪有什么选择困难症

　　还不是因为穷

　　There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.

　　You are just being poor.

　　24

　　你只知道人家化妆比你好看

　　却不知道，她们卸了妆

　　不仅比你好看，皮肤还吹弹可破

　　You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.

　　What you don't know is:

　　underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.

　　25

　　为什么总是天妒英才呢？

　　因为没人管笨蛋活多久

　　Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?

　　Because no one bother caring about idiots.

　　26

　　当上帝给你关上一扇门

　　他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了

　　When God closes a door for you,

　　he'd close the windows all together.

　　27

　　一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪一样爱睡懒觉

　　真的是太委屈了，猪都比你起得早

　　Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.

　　That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.

　　28

　　学校的厕所为什么放镜子？

　　是为了让你知道：人丑就要多读书

　　Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?

　　Because they want you to know:

　　with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.

　　29

　　人生很多事，终究会随着时间好起来

　　比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就变好胖

　　Things do get improved as time goes by.

　　For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.

　　30

　　这段日子迷茫又黑暗

　　撑过去了会有下一个黑暗等着你

　　Days are dark and troubled now.

　　Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.